I don't think this "ghost" detector is working, man.
Naw, yah, I mean, I checked the batteries, they're fine, I think.
Yah, it says its "scanning," but it ain't detecting anything, even when that whatever-it-was ripped all the skin off Steve's arm.
Well, yah, mebbe it wasn't a ghost or something, but it sure looked like a ghost.
I didn't get any "readings" when we found Jake's head and spinal column, either.
And that black whistling thing that dragged Marsha's body upstairs, that had to be a ghost, man, but this stupid ghost detector didn't even blink.
Stupid thing is a waste of batteries.
Oh man, wait, its starting to do something now.
Yah, shit, its going crazy now, man.
Guess it just need to get smacked around a little to start working.
Stupid piece of crap.