Tuesday, July 24, 2007


All these years of studying the crashed UFO from Roswell and all we managed to reverse engineer so far was velcro.

That's pretty sad, man.


Especially considering all the energy that went into government cover-ups and stuff, y'know?

Just for some crap we use to replace shoelaces?

Dude, we coulda just used Duct Tape for that.

1 comment:

W.Churchill said...

where do you think duct tape came from?!