Alright, here's what I want you to do.
It's time for some Sexy Dancing.
That's right, Sexy Dancing.
Stand up, put your hands behind your head, porno style, and thrust your hips to the beat of Row Row Row Your Boat.
C'mon, I don't care how old and gross and out of shape you are, you gotta do this at least one time before you die, you'll be kicking yourself if you don't.
Put some sass in it, make it sexy, grind those golden hips, c'mon, you gotta put your whole heart into it, oh yah, that feels so good, let the groove run up and down your spine and carry you all the way home.
Merrily merrily merrily merrily life is but a dream, there ya go, yah.
Shake it baby, shake it.
Hmm.
I dunno, that usually works.
Yer just not doing it fer me, baby.
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