Polarization

There's folks that hate everyone that go around pretending to like everyone.

Like the aunt that only pretended to like kids because she knew that's what Aunts Are Supposed to Do.

And she made all the kids give her a kiss, even though you knew, as all kids do, that she didn't care about you at all, and then she got you an ass whupping for your bad behavior when you made a scene and embarassed your parents by not falling for her shit.

And then there's folks that like everyone that pretend to hate everyone.

Like the foul mouthed uncle all the kids loved, because you knew, as all kids do, that he actually loved kids, even though he always pretended to hate kids to make you guys laugh, and he'd always be trying to get you out of trouble by lowering the Proper Behavior Bar by doing off-color fart jokes and stuff.

Then there's folks that hate everybody, that don't pretend to like anybody.

But sometimes they like some of the other folks that hate everybody, so they don't actually hate everybody, and they aren't actually as bad as the people that pretend to like everybody who actually hate everybody, because those people, like yer aunt, hate everybody, including the other people like them who are only pretending to like everybody.

And sometimes the guys that hate everybody that don't pretend to like anybody are fooled by the ones that like everybody but pretend to hate everybody, and they end up working for the folks that actually like everybody, without realizing it.

And then there's some folks that like everybody that seems to like everybody, but they hate the folks that hate people.

And sometimes they're fooled by the people that only pretend to like everybody, and they think those folks actually do like everybody, and sometimes they're fooled by the people that only pretend to hate everybody, and they think those guys really do hate everybody, and essentially they end up working for the people the hate people when either of those two things happen.

And sometimes guys like your uncle that like everybody but pretend to hate everybody, actually do hate some folks, like yer pretentious cracker-ass aunt, so he doesn't actually like everybody, y'know.

But he can stand being married to her by ignoring all the little things about her that he doesn't like, like her brain.

And her family has a lot of money or whatever.

Plus its kinda fun to have an uptight jackass around that you don't have to feel guilty about screwing with 'cause they're all evil and fake and they deserve it, y'know?

Yah, so, I guess its really no wonder why she seems to care so much about manners and she hates everybody so much ahaha.