Dude, Age of Conan is gonna have boobs and gore!
That's right, dismemberment and decapitation and boobs, baby!
And mounted combat, too!
That's right, dismemberment, decaptitation, and boobs on horseback!
Buddum-bum-zizz, buddum-bum-zizz, buddum-bum-zizz, wocka-wocka-wocka.
Dude! They'd only need one of them things to win me over ahaha.
And as if that wasn't enough, I hear that all the women are gonna have to start out on a boat as sex slaves!
Oh sweet merciful heavens!
And here I thought they were gonna wuss out and emasculate the whole thing.
Well they certainly proved me wrong.
I dunno why all these other game dev genius losers who sit around blabbering on and on for ten thousand years about a lot of nothing never thought to do anything awesome like this before!
*punches hopeless-ass pirate-ship nerd in the chest*
Ugh, we gotta wait 'till November to play this?
Oh man, that sucks!
Welp, guess I gotta try to get into beta for this one.
Oh man, its Funcom, s'gonna be hard to con them into giving me a free pass, I can't even remember the name of that one long-haired Finnish programming guy I used to hang out with.
His nickname started with an S, I think.