Man, any minute now I'm gonna be kicked out of my cardboard box and begin the great American Adventure through the wasteland of shanty towns and abandoned buildings and junk.
Its gonna be awesome.
There's prolly tons of dirty-faced little Dickens kids and folks living in their cars that need laughs more than you people do.
And I bet I'll learn how to tell Cowboy Stories finally.
But don't worry, I'll return at that part of the movie where everybody is surrounded by the orcs and you're all just about to totally lose hope.
And I'll be leading an army of stalwart Train Hobos and Feral Children and Mohawk Guys with the Asses Cut Out of Their Pants or something totally kickass like that that totally changes the tide of the battle, it'll be like a ray of sunshine blasting down through the thunderclouds and making the ground shake.
And when that happens, I want you to play this music track so I look totally awesome and cool and stuff.
We are gonna need a little bit of your gas, though.