You know what's messed up?
The way that female nipples are like, naughty or something, but men's nipples ain't.
I don't get it.
Its only the nipple part of the boob that's evil or whatever, apparently, the rest of it can't hurt you or anything, a nipple-less boob is no danger to anyone.
But I don't remember nothing about any kind of nipples being naughty or anything in any of the lectures at the Monastery.
Well I think I woulda remembered that, that kinda talk prolly woulda woke me right up heh.
So how did we decide that just the female nipple was part of being naked?
Doesn't make sense.
And why isn't the word "nipple" a bad word, when nipples are obviously all totally evil and stuff?
I mean, maybe I did miss something that the Abbot said, but then men should at least have to wear them star-shaped pasties and tassles and stuff, too, right?
'Cause if its the nipple that's evil, they got the exact same kinda nipples ahaha.
And men should get arrested or fined if they get all cheeky-monkey about it and let one their evil little nipples poke out, too.
That's the only way to be fair, man.
Gotta have some equality here.
You can't just go around making up totally unfair rules like that just 'cause we're bigger than them.
"My nipples are fine, its only your nipples that are bad."
Until we get that far things are always gonna be kinda lopsided and messed up y'know?
And that'd be good fer the economy too, 'cause there'd be a lot more jobs at that place where they do the ratings for movies, inspecting films frame by frame to check for nipples and stuff.
"Dude I saw it."
"Are you sure?"
"Rewind a couple frames."
"Yep, there it is. Make a note of that."
"Jeeze looeeze man that guy's nipple almost slipped right by us."
"Imagine the damage it could've done."
Or we can repeal all these crazy nipple rules and set those falsely imprisoned nipples free.
Either way is fine with me heh.
Man, even I ain't sure which side I'm on with this one.
Like, if a guy has really great manboobs, then they'd probably make him cover up his nipples, right?
Its like some kind of boob "quality" thingie that makes the nipple bad or good.
Whether a nipple is on a good boob or a bad boob.
But why do we blame the nipple for everything?
And let the rest of boob get off scott free?
When its actually the shape of the boob that determines the guilt of its nipple?
Nipples all look the same, y'know, for the most part, 'cept for the really gross ones, its not like you couldn't just cut-n-paste 'em between people, man, its the boobs that are different.
It's like, why even bother covering up that part, we all have those damn things, man.
I mean, it would make more sense if they made you cover up everything except the nipples, maybe, right?
This whole thing just doesn't make any sense ahaha.
"Nipples should be rare."