Okies I'm gonna pick somebody else to be a fanboy of now instead of Dundee.
I can do that right?
I'm pretty sure you can do that.
Even if it isn't okay to do that, I'm gonna do it anyway.
Yah, Dundee is too normal for me, man, I need somebody weirder.
Plus he's all like, "don't say how good Scott Jenning's stuff is on my website " and "hey I've got an idea let's talk about how famous I am some more" and "look a hot chick with MY name on her isn't that interesting?" all the time.
Well, actually that makes him more appealing 'cause he sorta reminds me of Rimmer from Red Dwarf but he does a lot of other stuff that's like, totally normal and that ruins it man ahaha.
Anyways I need somebody really weird man, there's gotta be somebody weirder out there, I tried seaching the net a little but I totally suck at that stuff and I ended up learning all about Orgone Energy instead.
Plus I don't like Anime so that makes the internet almost useless to me y'know I mean there's only a couple things on it besides all that Anime crap and it's all this boring politically correct stuff about how to assemble sewing machines and how you should stay in school and whatever.
Hey, at least I didn't do this one.
And I need somebody that can REALLY take a beating and not get all self-conscious and awkward and stuff even though I totally love all that self-conscious and awkward Kubrick stuff.
So who wants to be the Lucky Guy that gets me for a Fanboy after all that horrible-ass build-up huh speak up quickly now you maggots time is money and somebody needs to GET BACK TO WORK IN THE MINES!
See, its just safer all around if I ain't totally on your side y'know heh.
You couldn't handle it baby ahaha.
Guess I'm stuck with Dundee for now AHAHA.