Alrighty, now that we're out here, let's start with the basics.
There are three things that every man needs to keep in his wilderness survival kit.
The first one is a bottle of cheap scotch.
I can't 'member what the other two are and godammit I already lost my stupid fucking wilderness survival kit so you'll just have to figure out the rest of it on yer own.
Well, alright, I know you'll need a rubber blanket if you want to climb over an electrical fence, but I don't think that's one of the two things that were s'posed to be in the kit, fer some reason.
Yah, I dunno who makes this shit up, seems like a rubber blanket would be a good thing to have, y'know?
'Specially if there's any 'lectrifried fences around.
Hey kid, I know you ain't a chick and shit, but you got any nachos or anything to eat?
I'm fucking starved.