He couldn't handle compliments.
That was the first thing anybody ever told me about him.
That he wasn't any good with compliments.
I was saying something like, "hey wtf! why does this guy hate me so much?"
And then some good-hearted person felt bad for me and they said "oh don't worry, he's always like that, he just doesn't know how to handle compliments."
So then I said something like "so what are we supposed to do if we like something he did? Call him an asshole?"
And then I laughed at my own joke 'cause I always laugh at my own jokes even if its a really shitty old joke I mean hell man I ain't never been picky ahaha.
And then he saw me laughing and he laughed too.
Later on I saw other new people going through the same thing as me.
They'd say "hey wtf! why does this guy hate me so much?"
And then I'd get to say "oh don't worry, he's always like that, he doesn't know how to handle compliments."
And then some of 'em even did the "wtf should I call 'em an asshole?" joke.
And some of 'em even laughed at their own shit afterwards.
And then he'd laugh too.
And then I'd laugh 'cause there's some weird kinda multidimensional humor to the way the pattern keeps repeating, y'know?
Its not exactly ironic, and its not deja vu, I dunno wtf it is, but its funny.
I mean, at first you're all like, "ah, he ain't gonna laugh this time, 'cause he's heard this one before."
But that's what makes it funny to him, y'know?
That he keeps hearing this same joke over and over again.
That's why he laughs.
And that's why I laugh, 'cause he was laughing at how he keeps hearing the same joke over and over again, and that's funny.
It never occurs to anybody else to laugh because I always laugh 'cause he was laughing at how he keeps hearing the same joke over and over again, 'cause that's just way too complicated and multidimensional for humans and stuff.
Plus you need an extra guy for that.
And nobody laughs because its funny that it don't matter how funny the original asshole joke was, nobody is that smart.
But it is kinda funny to explain all this stuff to you heh.
Well, whatever, I'm easy.
Yah, nobody is ever gonna tell you "oh don't worry, he's always like that, he doesn't know how to handle compliments" about me.
'Cause we ain't all like that guy that wasn't any good with compliments, I'm totally fine with compliments, if you think I hate yer shit, then I probably do totally hate your shit, and for a good reason, too heh.
That would actually make it even funnier if you asked, "hey wtf! why do he hate me so much?" and then somebody lied and said that I wasn't good at handling compliments, even though I actually was pretty good at handling compliments and I really did hate your ass just fine ahaha.
But nobody on top of nobody is that good man, so don't worry AHAHA.
Anyways what I meant to say was thank you.
Thank you for making me laugh.
Even though I been mostly laughing at my own jokes the whole time.
Well, I prolly woulda never thought of the jokes that made me laugh if it wasn't for you.
Just kidding, I prolly woulda thought of all those jokes whether you were there or not.
Actually I always kinda hated you for no good reason, even when you were giving me compliments.
Hmm, maybe I actually ain't any good with compliments.
That would certainly explain a few things.