I'm hoping John McCain's campaign numbers really start to slide in a huge way.
'Cause that would drive up the value of supporting him.
That's where the big money is, his wife, y'know, she's got more money than all the rest of 'em combined.
But she ain't gonna pay us jack shit for our votes unless he really needs us.
Yah, see, this whole "close race" thingie is totally ruining the economy, man!