Monday, September 22, 2008

Flying Man

"Your character is supposed to be going through a rough patch, where he's filled with sorrow over the loss of his brother and turned to drinking, that's why we need you to grow a beard or something."


"Hmm, he still doesn't look like a drunk going through a rough patch."

"Yah, naw, he looks like a News Anchor celebrating Abraham Lincoln Day with a Fake Beard or something."

"Man, this is bad."

"There's like, no way to make this dude look kinda scuzzy and rough around the edges, he's just too 80s or something."

"Yah, its just gonna end up being confusing for the audience."

"Mebbe we oughta write this part out."


Sundry Chicken said...

Frying Man!

If he had to play outside in a dirt lot with a two-year old, then share a philly cheese-steak and a side of bacon breakfast with the little guy... you'd get yourself something a LOT more believable.

Ole Bald Angus the Monk said...

"Don't worry, this dumpster is full of fake garbage that was created with the latest in special effects technology. We just need you to roll around innit some."

"Sure smells like the real thing!"

"Yah, uh, those prop boys sure do some amazing work."

"Man, they really went all out, check out this used condom, it looks so real!"