Monday, September 22, 2008

Emmy Fever

I am neither proud of nor disturbed by the fact that I don't even know what the Emmies are.

I could guess, without looking in the wikipedia (the fact that I can't be bothered to even look it up in the wikipedia oughta tell you all you need to know, you ultra-hip folks can stop reading right now AHAHA), that they're for TV shit, insteada movie shit, 'cause I'm pretty sure (although not totally sure) that the Oscars are for movie shit.

But then there's the Academy Awards and the People's Choice Awards and I have no idea who the Academy is or who The People are but I am sure that nobody has ever asked me to vote for any of this shit so I apparently don't belong to whatever clubs I need to belong to in order to care about the opinions involved in the outcomes of those contests.

I've never watched an award show for anything, now that I think about it, I mean, you name it, I ain't watched it, so my lack of interest in the opinions of invisible people that I don't know anything about isn't limited to movies and television heh.

Oh, this movie won an Oscar, oh that actor won a Egor and an Ernie, y'know, it's all the same to me, that's great, good on you, there, buddy.

I do like those awards for the worst research of the year, the Ignobles or whatever, now that shit is a riot, but I just read about that stuff, y'know, I don't need to see anybody with weird hairdos struttin' up and down a runway with their boobs hanging out (although it certainly wouldn't hurt, now that I think about it heh).

Then again, I dunno who gets to vote on the Ignobles either, who the hell even knows what all the mad scientists are doing, man, I really oughta join that club, I could be hanging out at underwater supervillain research bases and stuff, checking out the latest info on which toads are the tastiest to lick, holy shit man, that'd be sweet ahaha.


Tor Hershman said...

I don't know what "Heroes" is 'cause we don't have cable.

Stay on groovin' safari,

Sundry Chicken said...

ate *burp* emmy's for breakfast *burp* delicious with eggs, side of bacon and 1/2 order of french toast *urp*.

Jeff Freeman said...

Emmies are for TV, Oscars are for movies.

Oscars are consider the more legitimate award, 'cause movies are more exclusive than TV shows. It's like, they let ANYBODY on TV.

Then there's the daytime emmies, which are to emmies as emmies are to oscars.

Since I'll never win one, I think they're all stupid.

Tor: You can watch everything online these days.

Ole Bald Angus the Monk said...

Yah, Heroes is fun, but it ain't so fun that I'd pay for cable just to watch it, y'know, it ain't THAT fun heh.

Man, I always thought daytime TV was something produced by the psychological warfare department of our government to keep us from taking days off work and ditching school, seems kinda funny to give out awards for that shit ahaha.