Dundee's got an awesome new game design thingie over here.
That Chumbawumba thingie makes me think about how there's all sorts of advanced multiplayer stuff that nobody ever even thinks about, man, like a "Just Blame Raph Koster Drinking Mini-Game" and making people sing Karaoke songs (with those bouncing ball videos) on Voicecom to get out of "Meta-Jail" for rolling a six three times in a row (and every time you roll a six you gotta take a drink and roll again).
See, you could record that Karaoke shit of theirs and whatever else you made 'em say to "get special stuff" in the game and then you could use that for future content like player-created expansion packs ahaha.
Something like Kenny Rogers the Gambler would be good for that, although I was actually remembering a drinking game I played where the whole table had to sing E-N-C-Y-C-L-O-P-E-D-I-A at somebody to make 'em draw a card or take a drink or something.
Yah I was too drunk at the time to remember the name of the game and the rest of the rules (I ain't even really all that sure that it was a card game heh) except for that part where we all had to sing E-N-C-Y-C-L-O-P-E-D-I-A to make something bad happen to somebody 'cause that was fun as hell ahaha.
And the monkey with a nail-gun game really needs some Neil Diamond or Islands in the Stream (for multiplayer Karaoke sing-a-longs) or something absosmashingly hairy-chested and ballsy like that innit.
Oh yeah you definitely need to figure out a game design that'll get the players to create this entire game for us, man, so we can just play it and season it with Dolly Parton stuff wherever we think it needs it.
And we should get them damn players to design some kinda awesome new business model and microtransactional payment system that they can use to pay us with, too, y'know, while we're at it, so we can start "phoning it in" from the beach resort on a tropical island somewhere.
There's gotta be SOME kinda awesome game design-type thing you could do to make it FUN for them design their own "new and exciting ways" to pay us for coming up with a system that allowed them to design their own "new and exciting ways" to pay us.
Oh man I got it.
The first few people to "win the game" by building the entire game and developing the kickass cutting edge microtransactional payment system will get to come to the beachhouse and work for us, it'll be all Willy Wonka Golden Ticket and shit like that, totally, man.
I erased all the "hehs" and "ahahas" from the end of this one just 'cause it makes it seem almost scary that way ahaha.
Reminds me of my Bullshit Online thingie or the way that I think that the real reason the Game Industry is full of miserable shits in this particular Parallel Universe is 'cause everybody good gets invited to some kinda magically delicious tropical island by some sorta Doctor Evil Supervillain Guy and so they never make another game 'cause they're too damn drunk and happy and stuffed with magical mushrooms or something to bother with all that crap heh.
Dude, what we need to do is get in the Mystery Van and go on a quest to rescue the Brad McQuaid so we can Prove Our Quality and get an invite ahaha.