Wednesday, May 7, 2008


Alright, alright, so how about a game company in a tree house, then?

That'd be totally kickass and awesome, right?

Its like, environmentally conscious, too, uh, I think.

Well, it looks like it is, at least ahaha.

But I can do one better.

How about a game company in a tree house at some kinda renaissance faire place?

Awhellyah right?

We'd be all like the Keebler Elves and shit.

With smurfy elf hats as part of the Game Company Uniform ahaha.

Ahaha man yer so damn easy.

But you know how that works, you can't be in the club unless you can climb the Retractable Rope Ladder!

That's the Rule!

Ahaha yah yah that was mean but funny, imagining a bunch of drunken nerds in smurf hats trying to climb a rope ladder.

You can still be in the club, we'll just need to macgyver some kinda winch system from a Hummer or something up here.


W.Churchill said...

theres only one man who could pull something like this off. One man with the money and balls to even try it....

Richard Garriott

Ole Bald Angus the Monk said...

Naw man, see, the problem with guys like Richard Garriott and Michael Jackson is that they AIN'T KIDDING heh.

They're like, all SERIOUS when they get dressed up as an elf, y'know?

And that ruins it, totally.

Plus they got enough money that its pretty easy for them to have you killed and get away with it.

And that just makes it even worse.

When was the last time you ever saw Richard Garriott or Michael Jackson laugh?

Like, never, right?

I think I saw Michael Jackson SORTA try to laugh once and it was all shrill and hideous and totally freaky and horrible, it was like the screech of one of those Black Riders from Lord of the Rings or Rob Zombie's girlfriend or something, man.

There's just GOTTA be somebody else besides those two guys ahaha.

W.Churchill said...

very true man, I mean I'd love to work for Richard one day but I sure as hell dont want to see him dancing around the studio wearing a codpiece.

Ole Bald Angus the Monk said...

Haha waitaminnit what's all this about dancing around the office in a codpiece being bad?

Ain't nothing wrong with that ahaha.