So I got all my hair hacked off yesterday.
And I'm all like, clark kent looking now, I can walk amongst the regular people and be mistaken for one of them.
One of the things that kinda bugs me about having short hair instead of long hair (besides the whole thing where you gotta keep getting it cut in order to have the same kinda maintenance free thing you get with long hair) is that I'm used to all the punks and hippy people liking me right off the bat 'cause of how I look, and I'm not used to folks that like the "all american blond-haired blue-eyed everybody's son" kinda guys liking me, but now everything is flipped around, y'know, the punks and hippies don't trust me right off the bat and and the old white X-files guy do.
Which is weird, but no big deal heh.
I actually like having short hair more than I like having long hair, really, 'cause you can just wake up and scratch your hat-holder and be good to go, insteada having to comb the knots out of the shit and tie it back all samurai style all the time.
Plus having better hair than women isn't all that smart of a plan, that's sorta like being a dude that decorates his house too well, or a guy that all the animals and kids like better than everybody else, if you just go around making people jealous of your powers, your powers actually end up kinda working against you, y'know?
That's the problem with being too great, you're actually creating a lot of negative energy fields on accident.
That's just how awesome I am, I have to occasionally hobble myself.
Actually I just didn't wanna end up looking like Bob from Twin Peaks heh.
Plus the Clark Kent Stealth thingie let's you sneak up on people and stick screwdrivers in their necks before they even know what's happening ahaha.