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Dreaming of Minigun Llama and Flamethrower Lama make it like christmas.
Aw man I can't waste a minigun and a flamethrower on a llama c'mon you gotta pick something better llamas suck.How about a Cigar Smoking Midget?Or a Giant Dwarf?Or a Cigar Smoking Midget Riding a Giant Dwarf?Or how about a Lawnmower Gnome?Or a Pixy with a can of gasoline and a zippo?
How about an Octopus with Rocket Powered Crutches
Haha what IS it with you guys and the animals?Actually the more I think about it the funnier the Octopus-crutch thing is, but still, I don't want this thing to end up looking like some kinda sadomasochistic Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Meets the Furries game!Even IF that's what it is, I don't wanna scare all the OTHER kinds of customers off before I get a chance get a buck or two out of 'em for doing 'em the favor of scarring 'em for life ahaha.
Quite honestly the only thing concerning me at this point is a noted lack of pirates. I mean, they have their own political party.
Yah, yah I know I slacked off on the whole Pirates and Ninja thing so far.I save the good ones like that up for when I'm tired.And I need to do something good for Soccer Moms and Dundee's Princesses.And something techno for Amish People.And something with midgets, I was thinking about three midgets standing on each other's shoulders in a trench coat with a Minigun, y'know, Syndicate style, ever since Sundry mentioned 'em.Or one midget in a trenchcoat on stilts with a minigun.Acutally Monkey, Robot, and Princess are the only ones I remember in Dundee's thingie, I just saw monkey and robot and got all excited and picked monkey without really looking at everything else, I should go back and see what else he's got in there.
Take a look at Kingdom of Loathing they damn near got a lock on the psuedo-sub-cultural weirdo monster thing. They gots sabre toothed limes, coffee-pixies, vicious gnaga, on and on... but I like this theme of post-industrial punk... power-tools, chains, lighters, guns, hammers kind of thing you've got going on. Man now the whole llama thing is ruined... what's that knock knocking at my door? furries... shudder.
Hey I don't actually have anything against furries, I mean, I get it, they like cute stuffed animal shit and soft fur and some of 'em get turned on by animal junk, that doesn't really bother me, that ain't any different than ten dozen other things that I'm way the hell too simple and lazy and stuff to be into.And their money is the same color as everybody elses, y'know, being a carnie tends to make you kinda pragmatic, you wanna dress up like a turtle, who am I to tell you different, I mean, it ain't gonna even bug me if I gotta hang out with a guy dressed up as a turtle, its all the same to me, it doesn't make you any more interesting or less boring to me either way ahaha.
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