You Can Ride It If You Like

"Dude, do you have to pretend that yer riding around on one of those bikes from Tron all the time?"

"For your information, I'm not pretending, I'm roleplaying, although I'm hardly surprised that someone of your primitive and severely limited intellect lacks the mental capacity to make that distinction."

"Mmm, okay, do you have to roleplay that yer riding around on one of those bikes from Tron all the time?"

"Yes."

"Mmkay."

"And its not one of those bikes from Tron anyways, you cretinous and culturally depraved buffoon! Any fool can plainly see that I'm actually riding rollerskates made out of two lascivious and licentious japanese schoolgirls on tentacle leashes."

"Dude, you know what? I think they shoulda added those killer crotch-rocket rice-burning motorcycles from the movies to this game! Aw hellyah! That'd be frickin' kick ass!"

"Be silent, you disruptive fool! You can't even imagine the vast powers of concentration and deft artistry necessary to craft and maintain delicate roleplaying illusions such as this!"