Yah, I think I'm gonna try the Matrix Online, I just can't resist the idea of roleplaying gothy-male-JCPenny's-underpants-model-computer-hackers wrassling each other in leather chaps.
"Dude! We are totally interlocked, man!"
I tried to figure out how to play the game with their latest Combat Revision (oh yes!) by looking at their forums, but I can't understand a damn thing they're saying, seems a bit too complicated for the professional male fashion model that I'm currently getting into character for.
"So this is just like Twister, right?"
"Where is the love button?"
I did find this picture and this thread about the calculations necessary for in-game pregnancy that I'm confident will sell even the most skeptical and jaded of you folks on the unplundered depth of this game.
"Don't look at me, I'm roleplaying that I had a vasectomy."