Frankly I'm shocked and horrified that we haven't managed to steal an alien spaceship or two yet.
Thats why I've founded the Let's Steal Some Spaceships Already WTF Institute, to bring the knowledge of inner-city youth to the hillbillies on the outskirts of civilization, like two great forces coming together for the first time, peanut butter and jelly.
I hope you people realize that all we need to do to solve World Hunger and end all the wars and all that is steal a spaceship.
That's it, steal spaceship = problems solved.
So let's get on it people.
I expect your report by Friday.
And don't give me any of that "Flying Triangle" stuff, we need a cool one, unnerstand?
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Status Update UTC 07:41 GC +315:
Have constructed and donned aluminum based head-wear.
Believe that I have successfully evaded "them" who where trailing after taking several circuitous loops around beltway.
Heading to location of suspected alien power-grid tie siphoning.
Hope to make contact soon.
Shiny Side out, Agent.
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