Credentials

I have colored extensively in both Planet of the Apes and Dukes of Hazzard coloring books.

I am proficient in those Sticker Things where you apply the stickers to a scene 'member those?

Remember that helicopter with the trigger from the 70s that flew around in a circle on a wire and you could make it fly or land?

I'm a master of that art.

When I was a kid I had this Micronauts Racetrack that was pneumatic, all these air tubes with these silver surfer alien coffins, it was truly bizarre and awesome.