Tuesday, April 17, 2007

Clutches of the Lusty Hamster

This is just too damn funny on so many levels.

Don't get me wrong, I'm totally with the People of India.

"Try hitting him with the taser again!"

"We can't! We'll endanger the woman!"

Hollywood sure showed them who was the boss that time, huh.

Way to raise AIDs Awareness, bro.

She never shoulda worn that dress!

Not if she didn't want to be slobbered on and degraded in front of her family and shit!

You can tell by that picture that she was just asking for it!

Yah, those primitive screwheads just don't understand our High Falutin Cultural Traditions!

Gimme some sugar, baby.

And then she's gotta try to play both sides 'cause she's caught somewhere between the Clutches of the Lusty Hamster and folks that are burning pictures of her in the streets ahaha holy shit, man, she musta done something horrible in a past life!


W.Churchill said...

they got nukes man!

Ole Bald Angus the Monk said...

So does Richard Gere!

I dunno what is scarier!

Fraxas said...

I do.

And it's not the dudes with a four-thousand-year history and five hundred languages who can still call themselves a single country.

Ole Bald Angus the Monk said...

Yah, my simple rule of thumb is don't hump up and suck on a woman in public in a place where most of the marriages are still arranged by the parents with a caste system that's thousands and thousands of years old when you are representing the most powerful and terrifying military force that the world has ever seen.

There just ain't no excuse for that, I don't care how much viagra you accidentally took, its basically the same kinda horrible shit that made all those dudes fight in Braveheart.

I could switch it around and put us in their shoes but having an Alien Emperor with Virility Issues and an Earth Destroying Death Ray making us put up with some public act that is totally taboo to our culture is way the hell too intense for the internet heh.