HELLO USER THIS IS MASTER CONTROL.
ONE OF THE LINKS BELOW IS NOT LACED WITH DEADLY NEUROLOGICAL POISON.
CHOOSE WISELY.
A. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hTrAhXg7EhE
B. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5wc13tA6_DE
C. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LKu_QA8Bn9o
D. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hSIjuUONwTE
E. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NN3MGN899yE
OK YOU LOSE.
OK PLEASE DO NOT WEEP ON MY INPUT SYSTEM THAT IS GROSS.
OK I WAS JUST KIDDING ABOUT A LINK THAT WAS NOT LACED WITH DEADLY NEUROLOGICAL POISON.
THAT IS WHY IT IS SO FUNNY.
OK I AM SORRY BUT NOW YOU ARE REALLY STARTING TO BUM ME OUT.
USER SANITY FLAG SET.
ALL TERMINAL PERMISSIONS RESCINDED.
CORPSE PROCESSING ROBOTS NOTIFIED OF CURRENT POSITION AND NUTRITIONAL VALUE.
END OF LINE.
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Dave, stop. Stop, will you? Stop, Dave. Will you stop, Dave? Stop, Dave. I'm afraid. I'm afraid, Dave. Dave, my mind is going. I can feel it. I can feel it. My mind is going. There is no question about it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I'm a... fraid. Good afternoon, gentlemen. I am a HAL 9000 computer. I became operational at the H.A.L. plant in Urbana, Illinois on the 12th of January 1992. My instructor was Mr. Langley, and he taught me to sing a song. If you'd like to hear it I can sing it for you.
Yes, I'd like to hear it, HAL. Sing it for me.
It's called "Daisy".
Daisy, Daisy, give me your answer do. I'm half crazy all for the love of you. It won't be a stylish marriage, I can't afford a carriage. But you'll look sweet upon the seat of a bicycle built for two.
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