Its kinda funny how my cable internet company is trying to sell me cable phone service when I call in on a regular-ole RELIABLE phone service that actually works to report that my cable tv and internet service ISN'T WORKING AGAIN.
Yah, why don't you sign me up for that cable phone service you got, SO I CAN'T EVEN CALL YOU WHEN MY CABLE TV AND INTERNET GOES OUT, WHICH IS LIKE ALL THE TIME, MAN.
Right now my modem is spending about fifteen to forty-five minutes of every hour "taking a breather."
Which is the ONLY REASON I even BOTHERED to try watching TV, y'know, 'cause TV is BOTTOM OF THE BARREL, BABY.
BUT OF COURSE THAT DON'T WORK EITHER.
So now I guess I'm down to breaking out the old acoustic guitar and singing Paul Simon songs on my balcony.
"HELLO DARKNESS MY OLD FRIEND..."
Or mebbe I'll just cut the ass out of my pants and go straight to killing people for gasoline.