Thursday, March 6, 2008

Monkey Vs. Robot Vs. Vampires

They used to think that Human Blood had some kinda magical life-giving property to it, something that made Vampiric Immortality make sense.

It was reasonable to think that, y'know, since every time anybody started leaking blood, back in the olden times, for whatever reason, there was a good chance they were gonna croak, or at least not feel like dancing a jig to a Sea Shanty.

But nowadays vampires are just a bunch of things that go around getting excited about drinking motor oil out of robots that are far more complex than them on a mechanical level, when you compare digestive systems and stuff.

And we're sorta stuck with that, even though it doesn't make a whole lot of sense, because "eating someone's life force," insteada drinking the motor oil out of their fuel lines or biting into their braincase and sucking out their central processing unit, doesn't look that cool on TV.

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