An Apology

Listening to that "rock and roll" music on the Radio will turn you into some kinda crazed devil worshipping murderer.

Everybody knows that.

Especially if you actually dance to it.

And so will playing Dungeons & Dragons.

And watching anything on TV.

And going to the movies.

And reading books and newspapers and magazines and brochures and technical manuals.

And playing Nintendo and Online Games.

And eating fatty foods and smoking cigarettes.

And holding hands with girls.

And talking on telephones.

And using a telescope or an abacus.

The only thing that won't turn you into some kinda crazed devil-worshipping murderer is reading blogs.

Everybody knows that.

But its not that the guys who write blogs aren't trying to to turn you into some kind of crazed devil worshipping murderer.

We are trying to turn you into some kind of crazed devil worshipping murderer!

We just suck at it!

And so we keep turning you into these yucky good and wholesome and totally uncool people that nobody likes on accident!

But we're working on it heh.