The mixture of ass kissing and disclaimers and excuses and all the reactions he's worried about and all the squirming for survival going on in these kinda things is getting pretty damn creepy, man.
Its hard for me to believe its real and not something that's supposed to be a joke.
That just ain't how we do shit in Chicago heh.
Its like every sentence he writes is supposed to be three of four compliments, but they end up making the guy he's talking about look messed up in every which one of those ways ahaha.
"Oh, you better say he's tall, too, you know, he likes it when people say that he's tall."