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I'm super smart.

For a professional wrestler-looking guy.

So lemme explain the different types of players in Massively Multiplayer Online Games.

Its super simple.

See, pretty much everything that has to do with Massively Multiplayer Online Games has to do with whether you like it in the ass, or hate it in the ass.

Some people like it in the ass.

And other people don't like it in the ass.

And some other people really hate it in the ass.

For some people, having it in the ass is the worst thing that could ever happen to you.

And for other folks, it all depends on the delivery.

Some of the people who hate it in the ass, hate it in the ass so much that they think nobody should like it in the ass.

Not even wimmin!

Those are the Haters.

Some of the Haters don't even want anyone to talk about whether people like it in the ass or not.

And some of the Haters actually like it in the ass, but they think they shouldn't like it in the ass, and so they try to externalize their own guilty feelings in order to try to solve their own internal ass-liking conflicts by projecting it on others with the hope that somebody outside themselves will come along and set them straight.

That kind of Hater ends up talking about people liking it in the ass a lot, and if they talk about it too much, then they're in danger of becoming Roleplayers and Socializers.

So there's two kinds of Haters.

Some of the people who hate it in the ass actually do hate it in the ass, and yet they don't mind the people that like it in the ass.

Those are the Apathetics.

Some of the folks that would normally be considered Apathetic go around telling everybody how they don't mind people who like it the ass even though they don't particularly like it in the ass themselves, a little too much, and thus they become Roleplayers and Socializers too heh.

Some of the people who hate it in the ass actually prefer the people that like it in the ass to the people that don't like it in the ass.

And some of the people who like it in the ass actually prefer the people that hate it in the ass to the people that like it in the ass.

Those are the Explorers.

Some of the people who hate it in their ass actually pride themselves on their conquests of people who like it in the ass.

Those are the Achievers.

And there are some people who hate it in the ass that pride themselves on their conquests of people who don't like it in the ass.

Those are the Killers.

Some of the people who like it in the ass pretend they hate it in the ass, because they don't want any trouble with the people who hate it in the ass.

And some of the people who like it in the ass pretend they don't like it in the ass just because they're shy.

And some of the people who don't like it in the ass actually pretend they do like it in the ass, just to be funny or to seem fashionable or something.

Those are the Roleplayers and Socializers.

Some people hate it in the ass but they are willing to pretend they like it in the ass for money.

And some of the people who like it in the ass will make you buy 'em dinner and diamond rings and mink coats and stuff before they let anything into their ass, even though they like it in the ass, they're willing to suffer in order to control the supply to increase the demand.

Those are the Merchants.

So those are all the different types of MMO players.

Yer damn lucky there's some professional wrestler-lookin' guys like me that aren't afraid to finally spell it all out for you once and for all ahaha.