Monday, October 22, 2007
Ah, smell that fresh country air.
Its positively bracing.
So how much money did you lose?
Gambling is for Primitives, man.
This place is for savages.
This one time, I was caught by the Army of Darkness, y'know?
With only these six trusty swadian knife throwing lads at my side!
And so of course I am soon fighting the entire Army of Darkness all by myself!
And then my horse was cruelly murdered and exploded between my legs!
And then we were all treated to a sound bashing and much discomort!
And they bound us and they dragged us around in the dirt and stones for days and days and days before I finally noticed my chance to escape and took it!
And then I had to go back and fight them again and rescue my men and I got the wheel of cheese and the loaf of bread they took from me back too!
That's pretty fucked up when the Army of Darkness takes your wheel of cheese and your loaf of bread, and then you get them back, don't you think?
What where we talking about, anyways?
This Arena smells like the back of the monkey cage at the Zoo let's get out of here and rescue some peasant women or something man.