The Magic of Hollywood

Everyone in hollywood is a midget 'cause its cheaper to feed midgets, 'cause they don't eat as much.

Its cheaper to buy clothes for them, 'cause you don't need as much cloth to cover a midget, and the chicks in hollywood go around naked mostly anyways.

And they can live in scaled-down little houses with miniature furniture and toy cars that saves resources too.

But when they're on film, they look like they're normal size, 'cause they're all midgets.

See, that's the magic of hollywood.