1. I don't care enough about any of this to answer the question, let alone read anybody else's answers.
2. I think I mighta been some kinda cool kid at some point, back in the 80s, mebbe, but this 5 Things You Don't Know About Me is definitely the end of that, fer sure.
3. I'll have to get back to you on number 3, when I've sobered up, if that ever happens.
4. I like to sing the theme song from the Dukes of Hazzard, and the Fall Guy, but I don't even know half the words to either of those two songs, and I think they could both be combined into one super-awesome song.
5. I think Number 4 should count as answer 4 and 5, since there's two songs involved.