Monday, October 6, 2008

Blue Light Operator

Oh man, you know what another bad job is?

Being the guy that operates that blue light that detects bacteria and body fluids.

That's gotta be way the hell worse than being a dude that works at fast food place or a slaughterhouse or whatever, 'cause you know you're gonna bring that shit home with you.

As if computer guys didn't wash their hands enough y'know ahaha sheesh.


W.Churchill said...

Have you seen that commercial for Urine-B-Gone stuff or whatever its called? I cant remember the name of it but they send you one of those little UV lights with the spray "if you call in the next 15 minutes" kind of thing.

I laugh every time I see it. Some stay at home soccer mom running around the house finding pee stains.

Ole Bald Angus the Monk said...

Hey my mom is one of those soccer moms that's what gave me the idea ahaha.

I think she just got it from Petsmart or something though.

Yah her thousand-year old cat Ripley (named after the Alien movies) started peeing in weird places in her house insteada the cat box (the cat was sick or something) so she had this light and she was all excited about it and I was all like "oh man put that thing away I don't even wanna know."

I got enough problems with my overactive imagination I don't need any photographic memory pictures of people covered in glowing blue bacteria slime or whatever that thing would show you ahaha.