"What the hell are these?"
"I asked you for bear pelts."
"Yah, well, bears are dangerous. Plus their fur is all sucky and stuff. Feel how soft these are!"
"Yah, they're pretty damn soft, I guess. But my woman is never gonna go for this cat pelt stuff. She's a cat person."
"Just tell her its rabbit pelts. Rabbits are all soft like this."
"Well why the hell couldn't you just get me some rabbit pelts like a normal person anyways?"
"It'd take more than a bowl of milk to catch a bunch of rabbits."
"Yah, I'm telling you, we're sitting on an economic goldmine, here."