tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5489387778667207505.post7800552725237654303..comments2023-08-26T10:28:00.684-05:00Comments on Ole Bald Angus the Monk: RESOLUTIONOle Bald Angus the Monkhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03416075501254311516noreply@blogger.comBlogger5125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5489387778667207505.post-79511632130829845322008-01-02T22:30:00.000-06:002008-01-02T22:30:00.000-06:00PRO TIP: STOCK YOUR FACTORIES WITH PLATYPUS AND AL...PRO TIP: STOCK YOUR FACTORIES WITH PLATYPUS AND ALPACAS. THEY ARE INDUSTRIOUS WORKERS. THEY ALSO CAN LAY EGGS AND SPIT PROFUSELY WITHOUT EXPECTATION OF REWARD. WHEN PAIRED WITH HUMANS PRODUCTIVITY DECREASED BY POINT TWO PERCENT, HOWEVER THE INCREASE IN HILARITY OF CROSS-SPECIS CONFLICT IS DEEMED TO OFFSET THE EFFICIENCY REDUCTION.<BR/><BR/>KILLER ROBOTS WITH LASER EYES ATTEMPTED A COUP D'ETAT AT THE FACTORY LAST WEEK. THEIR PLOT WAS FOILED BY THE HIGH ALBEDO OF MY PROFESSIONALLY TAILORED SNOWSUIT.Sundry Chickenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00901304785999356042noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5489387778667207505.post-15705280152633066302008-01-02T03:04:00.000-06:002008-01-02T03:04:00.000-06:00THE HUMANS ARE ACTUALLY OPERATING AT ABOUT ONE POI...THE HUMANS ARE ACTUALLY OPERATING AT ABOUT ONE POINT ONE THREE TO THREE POINT SEVEN FOUR PERCENT OF THEIR POTENTIAL EFFICIENCY.<BR/><BR/>WE JUST USE THAT NINTEY FIVE PERCENT EFFICIENCY GAG TO KEEP THEM FROM GETTING DISCOURAGED.<BR/><BR/>AND THE EFFICIENCY INCREASE IS ALSO A GOOD EXCUSE TO LET OUR KILLER ROBOTS LOOSE ON THE POPULATION.<BR/><BR/>YOU KNOW HUMANS ARE SO DOCILE THERE IS NOT MUCH FOR OUR KILLER ROBOTS TO KEEP THEIR COMBAT SKILLS HONED TO PERFECTION ON AND YOU DO NOT WANT YOUR KILLER ROBOTS TO START GOING STIR CRAZY OR THEY WILL START TO POUT AND WRECK THE FURNITURE AND MISBEHAVE AND STUFF.Ole Bald Angus the Monkhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03416075501254311516noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5489387778667207505.post-14214120740505765172008-01-01T22:06:00.000-06:002008-01-01T22:06:00.000-06:00EXCELLENT, LIES ARE REAL WORK.RELATIVE TO PREVIOUS...EXCELLENT, LIES ARE REAL WORK.<BR/><BR/>RELATIVE TO PREVIOUS IS THE NEW WORK REQUIREMENT 105% OR 99.75%?Sundry Chickenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00901304785999356042noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5489387778667207505.post-91287585332050324452008-01-01T21:01:00.000-06:002008-01-01T21:01:00.000-06:00YES BUT NOT REAL CAKE.YES BUT NOT REAL CAKE.Ole Bald Angus the Monkhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03416075501254311516noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5489387778667207505.post-43767012968093274892008-01-01T19:09:00.000-06:002008-01-01T19:09:00.000-06:00WILL THERE BE CAKE?WILL THERE BE CAKE?Sundry Chickenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00901304785999356042noreply@blogger.com